Yep. There I am in the foyer of my new home in East Providence. I love the staircase and also the tin ceilings which are on a goodly portion of my ceilings in the new place. I am trying not to feel overwhelmed as there is lots to do, but since I know how to do what needs to be done, life should be busy but productive. I'm a little frustrated with the seller since she filled my recycling bin with regular trash, didn't disclose that the dishwasher was really a shit show, and put her furniture over the repairs that needed to be done on the wood floors during the showing of the house. However, she left me three porno movies, a golf club shoe horn, and pubes and toenails in my downstairs shower drain, so I have decided she's a really classy lady and that I probably might try to be her BFF someday... In your dreams Maria. Don't let the door hit you on the butt on your way out...
Want to know what I was doing 2 days ago?
Unpacking. That's what. That pic is of the trunk of my car. It has looked like that for one year. Let's reiterate again that I underestimated how long this adventure to Rhode Island would take to complete. However, I had forgotten that I had purchased a new waffle maker and had it stashed at the back of the trunk. Do you know how excited I am to have waffles tomorrow?... Damn. That's how...
Know what I was doing one week ago?
FaceTimeing my lover for his anniversary. We normally try to go to dinner and a movie for our anniversary, followed by some naked time. No naked time or dinner this year, but Jared took himself out to see Guardians of the Galaxy Two without me. I know. Classy guy. I might compare him to Maria my seller, but he's never given me a porno, let alone three, so Maria remains my BFF... Sorry dude....
Know what I did 8 days ago? I rode a bus to NYC to meet up with some friends from Rexburg, including one of my students that took my old job, Marie. Here I am bringing her some cookies:
And here we all are at the Museum of Natural History by a dino head:
Those Idaho gals wanted to go to the Museum because they thought it would look like the movie "Night at the Museum." In case you were wondering, it didn't. At all... But it did have a Teddy Roosevelt statue that I spent some time molesting...
The museum was a bit of a bust, but it was nice to see some familiar faces from the west and walk around Central Park for the first time. The highlight of the visit for me was on the bus ride home when Marie texted to let me know she had given away the rest of my cookies to a homeless lady. Hope she enjoyed them. I am a rather good cookie baker.
Now that you've seen my week in reverse, here it is in real time:
That's right. That's me sitting on my new bed in my nearly empty house, waiting for the rest of my family to arrive. It's been a long year and I am really looking forward to having some chaos back in my life. I also can't wait to have kids to yell at again and a husband to have naked time with, provided he stops going to see movies without me. Goodnight everyone. Let's hope the upcoming week is as happy as my last has been...
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