Chin Up

I've been feeling sad most of today because apparantly folks in Rhode Island hate short leasing agreements.  In the last two days, I've called or emailed probably 20 places asking for a 6 month lease or less, and basically been told to suck it.  I would have been a little more offended if I hadn't thoroughly enjoyed listening to the thick New England accent everyone had.  

Even though I wasn't necessarily feeling offended, all that rejection was still bringing me down.  I don't want to rent a place for 12 months!  I'm hoping my family follows me soon and I want to be free to buy a house whenever it feels right!  Breaking a lease over there can get expensive since housing is already pricier than here.  The money I could lose on a broken lease would sure help increase the down payment I hope to place on my next dream home.  My mom and hubby tried to reassure me, but I was still feeling poopy when I got home from work.  Then, a buddy I used to work with helped me out.  Here she is being sexy for me but she's wasting her time.  She's not my type because she has no pecker and is totally not fat enough for my taste:

She just texted to check up on me and to let me know she thinks I'm great (well duh!).  Then she sent me this:

Yep.  I could relate.  It made me giggle on my way to buy more hideous neutral paint in order to extinguish the remaining character the walls of my home have.  Just as I finished giggling what did I spy? Why, the Dollar Store, which happens to reside next to Home Depot.  And what did they have at the Dollar Store?  Why, the LAST box of specialty Sugar Babies!  Joy, hallelujah, and amen!

Just when I thought I had reached the pinnacle of exultation, I noticed my brother was working at Home Depot tonight - training a new employee in fact.  Just to be an idiot, I had her price check wood hardener for me.  When I found out it was 10 bucks, I yelled, "never mind!  I'll just buy my lover Viagra!"  She giggled because as Laken pointed out earlier today, I'm pretty great!  I still don't have an apartment, but at least my belly is full of Sugar Babies and my life is full of good people... that I'm going to leave soon for Rhode Island...  where I still don't have a place to live...  DAMNIT!